You overheard Brad breaking up with me just now? How
embarrassing...yeah he did it over the phone. Are all guys such
assholes? I don't know why you are the only man who gets me...its too
bad your my brother, otherwise wed be perfect for each other. It doesn't
help that I totally saw you shirtless the other day before your shower.
All of my friends talk about how much they want to fuck you too - I
hear about it all the time.
