Oh my God, isn't our neighbor such a hunk? I'm sure women are throwing themselves at him all of the time, there's no way I can compete against those numbers. Unless, of course, I find a way to stand out to him...hey, aren't guys totally into women who are already taken? Yeah, like, isn't it about 'the chase' more than anything? Oh. My. God. I just had a great idea - I'm opening the window, lay back on the bed and don't ask questions.
